#sorry i love blahaj i just Had To

[mspaint-flower]

wait, what if vShark

blahaj

[skeletalheartattack]

ignoring realistic necessities like food, care, space, and medical attention, what video game enemy would you want to have as a pet ?

if i had to choose. it'd be one of these three.

[blahaj-enjoyer-1]

HELLO BLAHAJ~

SORRY I JUST RECENTLY SAW THIS, CAUSE I DO NOT HAVE INTERNET AT HOME.... HOWEVER

Bro, this is making me happy wtf finally, LESHYCAT SMUT I CAN CONSUME, THANK YOU SO MUCH IREALLY LOVE THIS. NGL, THIS IS ALSO HOW I DEPICTED MY LESHYCAT (however, my yellow is more of a competitive type, so my yellow cat and Leshy would compete over dominance while having sex). And the way Treson is just so down bad and feeling the ecstasy of pleasure is so 😤😤😤😤👌👌👌 they're perfect for the former chaos bishop.

Also, screenshots of my favorite parts that made me laugh

I’m GLAD YOU LIKE IT!!!

I’ll be honest, I knew I couldn’t do something vanilla with these mfs. We got the former bishop of chaos and a cat who is so down bad for him. It had to be something freaky

This was so much fun to write and I hope to write more smut in the future

(Also I hope you get internet again. I miss seeing you in my notes)

[your-local-hoemie]

Can i request childe and zhongli with s/o that has an army of plushies to sleep and cuddle with? S/o even names and take cares of every single one like their s/o's child 😭

Not me reading this while surrounded by my four blahaj’s and a 3ft llama plushy 💀

Sorry theses are kinda short, I’m struggling with Childe for some reason and I need to get back into the swing of writing ;-;

Warnings: fluff, gn!reader,swearing, tiny mention of the icky in childes, not proof read.

Characters: Childe, Zhongli.

Childe~

He’d never been over to your house before today so when you opened your bedroom door to reveal your bed practically COVERED in plushies he was surprised to say the least

Though his confusion quickly turns to amusement when you start introducing him to every single fucking one

“Oh Oh I can leave out (plush’s name) isn’t he just the cutest!?”

“Babe why didn’t you tell me I had competition..”

Absolutely gets kinda jealous when you choose to cuddle up with them instead of him-

Decides to buy a custom plush that looks like him for you

Actually had the balls to ask Scara if he can make one

Man almost died that day 💀

You end up playing into his “toy maker” facade for Teucer

Speaking of Teucer, he absolutely adores you!!

Childes heart melts whenever he see’e you both playing together~

It’s now a new ritual that you both choose the names for your new plushies!

One time it got so intense that you both ended up having a actual argument 💀

Overheard you ranting to all your plushies about it and thought it was adorable

Ended up holding a personal grudge against that one plush and death glares it whenever he see’s it-

Would absolutely be down to have tea parties!!

Even helps you choose fancy lil’ clothes if you like to dress them up!

You gave him one of those cute lil’ plushy keychains once that said “I love you” and he secretly keeps it on his person at all times~

Man adores you so being the sugar daddy he is you can rest assured he’ll gladly fuel your addiction

He just likes seeing your pretty face light up whenever you gain a new baby to cherish

If you’re sick or he has to go away for a while he’ll gather you and all the plushies together and sternly tell them to look after you for him!

Actually grew a habit of asking you how “the kids” are whenever he gets home!

If you’re having spicy time though he’ll refuse to do it in the same room as them 💀

He’ll never admit it but he’s grown to see them as actual children and the thought of “tainting” is unbearable hdjfjfif

If you’re away on commissions for a few days or weeks he’ll absolutely like to sleep around them when he misses you too much!

Zhongli~

Actually found it a little creepy at first 💀

“My dear these are simply stuffed toys, why do you treat them like a human child?”

Scold this mf

After a while of seeing how happy you get around them he starts to warm up!

Still doesn’t quite understand it but he thinks you’re adorable and your happiness is everything to him!

He once caught you telling your plushies about him while giggling and hugging onto to them and couldn’t help but let out a chuckle

You really are too cute sometimes

Man’s actually really good at choosing names!!

He’ll also give them backstories and important roles!

Has a select few he actually really likes and has secretly decided to promote them to your “protectors”

Tells you that he’s made sure they’ll keep you safe from any nightmares when he can’t ;-;

You convinced him to have a tea party with you and all your plushies once!

He’ll die before he admits it but he actually got excited!

Brought out his fanciest tea set for ya’ll!

Somehow ended up with a tiara on?

Xiao happened to appear behind him ti discuss something and the look on both of their faces was the funniest thing you’ve ever seen

Absolutely MORTIFIED

“W-what are you- I apologise it seems I’ve caught you at a bad time”

“No! I mean I was just showing Y/N how to properly prepare tea..cough”

They never spoke a word of it again

When you had to leave for a while you gave him gave him precise instructions on how to care for every single one

Followed them to the fucking letter

Discretely of course~

Told them all about his day and scolded himself when he caught himself asking them to tell you all about it when you got home

You’ve definitely brought out a more innocent child-like side to him and it’s precious!

Something about the way you show so much love and compassion to such simple objects warms his heart so much

He doesn’t really get jealous but he will be a little pouty if you choose to cuddle up to them while sleeping instead of him

When he asks granny Shan to make you a doll that looked like him for when you missed him he couldn’t help but get flustered with her teasing calling you “young love birds”

When he saw how you hugged it and gave the plush kisses all over its face before proceeding to do the same to him he felt so much pride!

Though don’t expect it to be a constant thing

He’s still broke asf 💀

I’m back at requests again!! Work should be a lot less intense now the coronation in the uk is over so more time to indulge in my Genshin addiction!

Early sleep for me now uwu

[velvetvexations]

I know this is fairly silly but your Coca-Cola™ post made me remember that I stopped loving my Blahaj that I had for years because all of a sudden it became the "transfemme symbol" and it started feeling like people were getting upset at non MtFs for getting it. I distinctly remember several girls I followed making and reblogging a joking post about how "transmascs should just stick to the Jungelskog plush and leave Blahaj to the girls because it's their sign". As ridiculous and as chronically online as it sounds, at the time it felt like a kick in the ribs to feel like my sisters are annoyed at me for enjoying something they also enjoy. I did end up giving the shark to my trans gf, she loves him so much, so there's kind of a happy ending .

Anon that makes me so fucking angry holy shit I'm sorry. I wish I could say more but literally I don't think I could without getting violent about it.

[mrlivingdude]

It hurts never being able to step in to help someone out of your own worry. I'm just gonna yap for a bit bout somebody don't mind me.

They've literally been one of the best people in my life, and maybe it's cause I don't talk to many people, but I feel like we have fantastic chemistry she's funny, like so funny actually we have like the exact same humor and I fucking love that, we talk about music so much and that fills me with fucking joy to have somebody as great as her to do that with, she's affected me vocabulary and made it so much more entertaining, like I've started using :3. Fucking :3. If you knew the kind of person I was like a month before I met her you'd be caught so offguard by that. Hearing her talk about her interests makes me really happy, even if I don't understand anything at all, cause it's just so nice seeing people be so passionate?? Like in general but also Pokémon is fucking Pokémon how is that not fun, and then Guilty Gear has witewawwy got Bridget, Ky, and May and I love them for that. ALSO WE BOTH LIKE TYLER AND SKULLGIRLS I DON'T THINK SHE LOVES TYLER AS MUCH AS I DO BUT IT STILL MAKES ME SO HAPPY HAVING SOMEBODY TO SHARE MY SKULLGIRLS TEMPLATES WHO SEEMS LIKE THEY ACTUALLY CARE ABOUT LIKE THANK YOU BRO AND ALSO SHE INSPIRED ME TO GO BACK TO THE ESTATE SALE AGAIN AND I LOVE IT SO MUCH MORE NOW AND JUST THE FACT SHE ALSO LOVES TYLER JUST MAKES ME SO FUCKING HAPPY AHHHH I WOULD HAVE NO PROBLEM WITH EVIL BLAHAJ'S THAT TOTALLY EXIST AND POKÉMON FLOODING MY TIKTOK PAGE I'M JUST SAYING I'D BE LYING IF I SAID FOR THE FIRST FEW DAYS AFTER THE CREATION OF THEM SPOTIFY PLAYLISTS I HAD A CRUSH ON THEM BEFORE REALIZING THEY'RE JUST A REALLY GOOD FRIEND DAWG

uhhhh

I got a bit crazy there.

But uh

I hope the stars align, and that you see this Brig. Sorry I'm too much of a coward to say it to your face

[worstlovesong]

Today meeting with my church cell group, so Satanist is being on the waiting list again... or i might go off topic and end up just writing about stuff im upset about.

So MUNA!! and Skatie. Kind of Girl💕 I love how before they start the song they will alway dedicate it to their trans and queer fans, it makes me feel this little kind of joy and safety. For their Greek theater performance, they even got the trans choir of LA to perform with them!! that gonna sounds so special!

Kind of Girl to be is an ode to self-love and self-acceptance. It is the work you put in to heal yourself so you get to love the people around you better. it is where you talk gently to yourself. As a girlie who had combined ADHD in the early 2000s in a catholic girls school let's say that was an experience, endless complaints to parents, being caned, being told if i just behaved i would have friends, having my teacher tell other class I was crazy, being prayed over that i will be healed. So Kind of girl to me is leaning to use healing instead of fixing, to not punish myself when my brain decides it is a wonky day, to maybe laugh a bit louder, and dance to Silk Chiffon with my Blahaj. To take my joy as they come and accept that that is the kind of girl that i am.

Also it is laughing everytime Katie sings work in the garden, because of Katie adventures in gardening, where there was lead in the soil, many many many injuries and tears and calling Naomi. Im SO SO sorry for laughing Katie, but your gardening just isn't very smooth sailing. Maybe thats another point, to just do what i want and would like to even if it wasn't the most smooth sailing journey. So sorry about the essay... ❤️ U

Sorry I took so long to get to this! I never get ask notifications 🫠

Kind of Girl is such a special song, it really is about self acceptance and love and learning to be kind to yourself. Your analysis of it makes total sense to me, you can’t give from an empty cup; you can’t give love to others if you’re unable to give love to yourself. It’s not about changing yourself, it’s about having the patience and self love to be able to be gentle with yourself and take the time to heal.

I’m sorry your experience was like that, it’s truly unfair how neurodivergent kids were and still are treated. Nothing was wrong with you and nothing is wrong. I’m glad you are able to now lean into healing yourself and embracing your neurodivergence instead. Find joy where you can, be patient with yourself, change the way you do things if they aren’t working for you. You’re doing wonderful 💖

Katie and her garden 😭 she has had her mishaps for sure. I hope now she’s more careful, it makes me laugh whenever she sings that part too

[salvagedporcelaindog]

the dripping from the ceiling in my bathroom mixes with the “sleeping on a train while it rains fall asleep in 5 minutes asmr” video playing off my tv with the display turned off. a set of fairy lights are draped over the shoe rack that serves as a stand for xbox games and sex toys. a plastic battery powered moon light sits on the window sill beside a green glass ashtray full of canadian classic butts.

i am sleeping in a bed with two blahajs, sandwiched, almost humping one of them if not for the squishmallow also between my legs.

i’ve spent tonight with my sister, not by blood, by all reality she’s my ex girlfriend, once my wife, now my best friend and emergency contact. walking in stride, sharing a smoke because i’ve “quit”. We bicker a little and wander the neighborhood, ducking in to check how busy places are, before settling on dinner plans.

Walking into the restaurant i immediately notice them, they’re so easy to pick out in a crowd, from a distance, sitting alone in the restaurant, as they do reading with their headphones on. I shouldn’t be surprised, fall is here, school is back on, they’re back in town for another year of studying. down the street from my apartment, the university grounds i biked through all summer thinking of them, of nights spent on the floor of that dorm, in that little bed, in the library together, in places i should’ntve been but i was living my higher education eduction dreams through you and your mind and your lips kissing me in the elevator.

im sorry i’ve gotten quit emotional remembering you.

as i tend to do,and i did, waving at you awkwardly and sitting down across from sis, 4 empty tables away, my menu was sooo interesting suddenly. and i can’t remember clearly because i have a hard time remembering, clearly, but i think you barely acknowledged me. I was so nervous i was shaking my leg and tilting towards the big downtown window, and then you left. i order a long island iced tea and drink it too fast.

“look at my hands” holding them out “im shaking” “you okay sis” she took my hand

“yeah i just, can’t control when my body has an emotional response like this, i just started dissociating immediately,” im rubbing my face and shifting in my seat. i think about their number in my phone, labeled “DO NOT CALL”. i think about the last time we spoke and cringe.

i remember everything from this time period under colour shifting leds, in hazy blue and pink and red, through clouds of smoke and the fog of once again finding myself trapped living with someone who wanted to use me. without a job, in the dead of winter, exhausted all the time from prolonged mania and partying and keeping up with the demands of my insane roommate.

through fucked up glitter tears i theatrically ended things because i was clinging onto you to hard, out of a subconscious survival instinct, and i could feel you pulling away. i don’t know when i started writing to you, but that is who this is for essentially, though you’ll never read it. i hope.

i told you i was done playing games and to leave me the fuck alone, or something, emotional, lashing out, i immediately wanted to take it back. i think it wasn’t more than a few weeks later when i called you drunk, txted you not to pick up, then called again and was thoroughly embarrassed when you actually picked up. oh the shame of a piss drunk and hoarse from crying, pathetic little dog, “I know i bit u and told u i didn’t care if i had to be a stray!! but i want you i loved the way you loved me!!”

oh boy seeing you in public makes me paranoid, i feel like you can read my thoughts on my face.

[mysmistree]

Bonfires and Marshmallows.

A friend gave me a prompt to write about, asking I give my thoughts on Death. I came up with the story printed below. It has been received well, but also sometimes sadly. I hope it is enjoyable

“You don’t have to be so afraid, you know.”

        My hands froze on the keyboard as a deep and surrounding voice filled the room.

        “It’s hard not to. I don’t know what it would mean, or what would happen.”

        The one I call Death pulled a smokey piano bench out of thin air and sat down next to me. To my surprise, he was wearing a pink Hawaiian button-up shirt with embroidered yellow flowers on it, and a cute little straw hat with a blue bow on it.

        “Why don’t you choose to believe in one of those new-fangled afterlives then? Or in reincarnation?”

        I shook my head, but did not answer the question. Instead, I said, “Don’t you have souls to attend to? Others to do your work upon?”

        He had no eyes in those boney sockets of his, but he tilted his head like he was glancing at me.

        “Not today. Today is mostly Famine and War’s doing. I’ve got the day off.”

        “So, what, Hawaii?”

        He shrugged, “Just the aesthetic. I gave Poison reign over Hawaii. Too many poisonous and venomous creatures on that island. Heart attacks aren’t as common as a result. Neither are strokes, or murders. She can handle it.”

        “So why come here? Trying to convince me not to be scared? To not fear you?”

        “Oh, no, of course not. Change is scary. But you don’t have to spend so much time being afraid of me.”

        He picked up my blahajs, my stuffed sharks Lostie and Aqua, and passed them to me. Before doing so, he stroked each of their heads.

        I looked down at them as I took them into my arms to hug them.

        “You don’t think caring about stuffed animals to be considered silly?”

        He shook his head.

        “I certainly do not believe they are manufactured with a soul… but when you love anything, be it people or blahajs, you give it a part of your soul to hold onto. They will come with you, when time comes.”

        “You promise?”

        “I promise.”

        I squished them both tightly. Their soft and fluffy exteriors were comforting to me through this conversation.

        “I don’t want to ask anything, you know.”

        Death nodded, “I know you’re writing a paper. I know that you have feared me for a very long time, and I know you take no comfort in my impending arrival.”

        “Then why come visit me at all? To be here, when I don’t intend to ask you a question?”

        Death laid one sparse hand against his skull at the jawbone, and looked up thoughtfully.

        “Maybe I came for fun.”

        “For fun?”

        “Do you like riddles?”

        I stared at him in amazement.

        “What?”

        “I understood you were fond of riddles, and I feel like if I offer you one, you may take just a little bit more pleasure in this conversation.”

        “Why would you ask me a riddle of all things?”

        “Because I hear you’re a smart girl and I don’t want you to be uncomfortable.”

        Hearing him address me as a girl was as surprising as his arrival here in the first place. I had, above most things, believed that in dying I would only be acknowledged as that which added to the ground: Dirt, yet to decompose.

        Death leaned back as the piano stool became a small bench, “You don’t seem happy with me saying that.”

        “No, no! I am, I’m sorry, I just— I don’t know how to take this conversation at all. I certainly wasn’t expecting a conversation with you.”

        He nodded, and pulled a letter from his pocket.

        “You seem to have the shivers. So what if I can offer you a promise?”

        I looked up at him in surprise.

        “A promise?”

        “Yes. You see, you are far more afraid of this world than you really ought to be. You are so startled at the idea that I lurk around every corner that you are afraid to live your own life and spend your time freely.”

        “It’s hard to feel like it’s worth it when I feel like I can’t keep anything after it’s all over.”

        His bony hand covered mine gently. I was surprised to find such a skeletal figure giving off a soft warmth.

        “That’s exactly it. I’m going to offer you a simple promise. A signal, if you will.”

        “What sort of signal?”

        “Well, I can’t explain to you now how the moments after you’ve lived go, but I would like to assure you that there will be something for you.”

        “And how do you intend to do that?”

        Death rolled the small letter out. It was a simple agreement, an IOU. It read:

        I, the undersigned, due in the course of this arrangement, promise to allow both the lives of Sarah, and her partner Emily, to continue unimpeded until well after they finally get a place together, and well after they’ve lived a good year or so afterward.

        At which point, life goes on regardless, and in due course.

        Beneath the letter was a swooping and elaborate signature which loosely read “Death of Life, Sixteenth and Two.”

        “And what assurance is this meant to bring me?”

        “Well, the goal is that if you know I can hold this agreement, that you will be able to believe me when I say there will be something for you, after all.”

        “Is this a deal you can really make me? How am I to be sure there’s anything at all?”

        “That’s the point of this agreement, dear.”

        He adjusted his hat and kicked his feet up onto my writing table.

        “You don’t have to believe me, of course. But I at least wanted to try and provide you some comfort. Something nice.”

        “And why should I believe in anything like that even if you follow through with the deal?”

        Again his bony face had no proper expression, but it still seemed to give off an air of slight bewilderment.

        “You, Miss, are going to try and tell me that here, living in a spherical world hurtling around a flaming ball of gas in a system of systems, so far across that gods might play football in them, in a universe so wide and vast that there might be multiple playfields and thousands of lives, all in the same ever-expanding bubble that seemed to come from utter nothingness and is literally the most impossible thing to explain, and being given and honored an agreement with Death himself, that there would be nothing, nothing, to hope for or to expect after that last chime?”

        My cheeks burned hot with embarrassment as he made it sound so stupid of me to believe such a thing.

        He seemed to notice this and waved a bit.

        “I will not stop you if you do, but I really just wish to save you some heartache.”

        I took some deep breaths and pondered his proposal. Could he really swear by such a thing? Could he really offer such a promise?

        He held up a bony finger.

        “This does not include suicide. I can’t stop you from making your own decisions. So don’t get yourself into any loony trouble.”

        I rolled my eyes, “Like I would. I’m far too nervous of all this to even consider the idea, and don’t want to lose what I have.”

        He gently rested a hand on my shoulder.

        “That’s the spirit. Now then, got enough for the paper?”

        I nodded, “I think so. You still spook me, though.”

        “I’ll just be sure to follow the agreement. And you’ll see, on the End, that I keep my word.”

        He stood up from his piano bench, and turned towards the foggy door. But before leaving, he paused.

        “You’ve heard of Alice in Wonderland, yeah?”

        “Of course, why?”

        “I’ve always wondered about that riddle.

                ‘Why is a raven

                                Like a writing desk?’

                                        You know the one.”

        “What about it?”

        “When the time comes, I’d love to hear you give me an honest solution. Sound good?”

        I admittedly did not know what to say, and my mouth must’ve been agape as he, with one gentle finger, pushed it closed.

        “Pretty face. I look forward to seeing it again eventually. Goodnight.”

        And with a doff of his hat, he vanished into a puff of smoke.

        It smelled lightly of a bonfire and marshmallows.

[embracedfire]

I LOVE THESE SILLY LITTLE PIRATES SO MUCH EHEHEHEHEHEHEEE THEY'RE SO SILLY! THE SILLIEST! These are my hcs for albatrio as of right now :)

‼️THERE ARE SPIOLERS FOR JRWI RIPTIDE CONTINUE WITH CAUTION‼️

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GILLIAN TIDESTRIDER HCs (there's a lot :]👍)

- acesexual, gay, trans

- he/they/it

- fnc

- his best friend is Jay

- I feel like if it weren't for the strange undersea rules of not having more than one spouse, Gill would totally be polyamerous :]

- feels pressured to do things right the first time

- gets very frustrated when he can't complete a task on the first few tries

- fully willing to die for the other's safety

- puts others before himself

- he makes his own moisture, it can make him very dehydrated if he doesn't get water for roughly two to three days

- He has bioluminesicence on his markings and fins

- people pleaser

- he loves making songs

- he hums songs alot, his voice is super pretty :]

- the minute he's seen a blahaj, he's been begging Jay to buy him one. She's tired.

- tends to not be his energetic self around elderly people (especially those he deems "scary") often due to his time with the elders of the undersea

- when he was pulled out of the sea for the first time, he was fascinated by Chip and Jay because they looked so different than he was used to. He also was astonished by the stars and night sky.

- he thinks the sound of waves is the most calming sound ever

- Gill's first time in the sun was very overwhelming; he could feel his skin get very warm from the sun and he'd never experienced that sensation before, it was very bright and he had a difficult time seeing, there were all sorts of smells and noises he'd never heard before, etc.

- Gill discovered how colorful he was! In the undersea where he grew up, the majority of the colors were greens and blues so color was a but funny for Gillian to understand (I saw this hc on tiktok but I forgot about it for a while and I also don't remember who it was who thought of this sorry :[ )

- His favorite Halloween movie would be Ghostbusters!

- Gillian doesn't know how to kiss like a regular guy. The first time he tried to kiss Chip (ep 21), he would’ve basically ate Chibo's face. Like full on nom mode, mouth around Chip's lower half of his face. (Idk this seems funny.) He actually probably didn't bite Chips face, but that's what he would have done if he didn't see maybe like a couple kiss at Zero or Laughenlaught and he was like "Ohhhhhhh that's how it works!"

- Gillian bites people. He does it to stim, to think maybe (?) and just for the fuck of it

- his healing magic feels like being waterboarded. (Idea from someone's art that was posted on either pintrest or tumblr I can't remember sorry :[ )

- the man is COVERED in scars

- his skin is rough to the touch (kinda like sandpaper), like that of a shark!

- obvious moon motif

- venomous blood? Idk he said that the pen he broke with blue ink was venomous so

- finds watering plants therapeutic

- hyper fixated on birds. Rants about birds to Jay. She knows those facts already but she acts like she doesn't for Gillian :)

- somehow knows how to play most instruments??? Even ones he's never seen before

- quick at learning, side effect of living under the Elders's watch :[ (again found from another fanart that I can't remember where it's from or who made it sorry)

- feels very guilty when someone does something for him, or gets him something. So, he makes an oath (even if it's just for himself) to repay that person ten fold (ex. When Jay buys stuff for him and he feels the need to pay her back for the money and she's like "oh you're fine Gill!" This kinda fucks him in the head a bit)

- tritons see hair as important things (like elves)

- Tritons have tonic immobility

- LOVES Queen (as in the band (but also the character in a platonic way)) (introduced with Bohemian Rhapsody)

- would wear stuff like these in his hair on special occasions (ty to my friend for this hc)

- absolutely has made MULTIPLE friendship bracelets for the other pirates :)

- (SPOILERS FOR EP 109) Heavily blames himself for Chip and Jay getting badly injured bc he wasn't there to protect them :(

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CHIP (CHIBO) HCs

- omnisexual, trans

- he/him (AFAB)

- fnc

- has natural heterochromia (brown and green)

- bastard B)

- he fiddles with objects to stim

- very fatherly to the other crew members

- during the lustrous pearl dungeon arc, chibo fiddled with with things a lot more than usual, especially things that were Gill's

- very clingy

- will also stim by picking at things. His fingers are basically shredded at this point.

- if able to, he'll paint his nails black!

- his magic feels like your on fire! Oh wait. You ARE ON FIRE!!!

- he keeps his hair long, but he usually keeps it up in a ponytail for fights or something just to keep it out of his face

- shut off to most strangers, more open to the Riptide crew, sibling level open with Jay, and competly open with Gill (trust issues yeesh)

- like mentioned above, Chibo has a sibling like relationship w Jay

- star motif :]

- no rizz

- picks at the skin near his fingers to stim (like me!)

- (SPOILERS FOR EP 109) Severely dislikes not being able to breathe (ex. being submerged or holding his breath)

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JAY FERIN HCs

- bisexual, trans

- she/them (-tits lol I'm so funny) (intersex? ',:/ )

- girl can't get one moment of peace with those other two knuckleheads. She will shoot them (nonleathaly ofc) without hesitation

- Chip thinks he's in charge, but really it's her. She's the mom friend. She makes sure you don't die. Good on you!

- her magic feels much nicer than Gill's, it feels like the sun on your skin on a nice day :)

- people pleaser

- she cares deeply for the other co. captains

- she knows a HELL of a lot of bird facts

- sun motif

- when she uses her wings, the wing tattoos on her back glow a bright blue and it looks like the wings grow from her back etc.

- stright up black coffee addiction

- the tie breaker most of the time when Chip and Gill are arguing

- has all the rizz for all the right people ;)

- 1000000% listens to The Chicks; probably introduced them to Gill

- definitely has a prosthetic leg that is similar to Enza's legs/ Gryffin's arm/ Chip's pinky B)

[bakersfield-row]

aw shit

Name? mju

Pronouns and gender? he/him (cis, for now...)

Sexuality? gray asexual panromantic

Country? USA

Top 5 fandoms? i dont really have fandoms so ill just list some things: (not in order) wes anderson stuff, haruki murakami stuff, don hertzfeldt stuff, stuff from the beatles, and whatever the community surrounding blahaj is all about.

What is your Most forbidden snack? anything from the chum bucket

Would you pet a bug? maybe...probably not...im sorry...

Share a weird fact/story about yourself with the class. i was at a summer camp once at a college, and kids were kinda known for stealing and breaking things around the campus. one day, i was around the area when there was this kid who wanted to get a bottle of water, and the water fountain just fucking fell apart like a dead roblox character. water was still being squirted everywhere from the broken faucet and the kid looked so nervous, desperate to prove that he was innocent. i know its kinda horrible, but being like one of three people to see the whole ordeal happen was kinda funny.

What does the color blue taste like? a space themed chocolate cake

What is the most beautiful thing you've ever seen? yosemite, bar none. i dont really go out into nature that much, which is a real shame imo. i still remember the awe i got from seeing those huge mountains, the blue skies complementing the greenest trees, the cleanest air around, with a tint of vapor from the nearby waterfalls. its a shame i dont have photos from when i went there, and its an even bigger shame that i split from the tour to get some pancakes (even tho they are still probably the best pancakes in the world). but still, i'd love to visit there again, with lake tahoe being a far yet also beautiful second.

What is the stupidest thing you've ever done? doing a drama play and farting on stage. i mean, can you really blame me? everything about scheduling was messed up and i had to do it in my pe clothes. the good thing is that no one remembers that ordeal and i still got an award of excellence for my performance.

Stupidest thing you've seen/heard someone else do/say? yesterday, my mom pronounced Maserati "mass-ah-rail." i could say a lot of other things about her but we'll just cut it there.

Hyperfixation song? currently sometimes by mbv.

Is there any meaning behind your profile picture and/or username? not really. the name "bakersfield" has been stuck in my head for as long as i could remember, even though i dont live anywhere near a bakersfield, so i just thought why not. as for baba, idk, looks kinda cute.

Dream career as a child? astronaut, pilot, or something that has to do with trains.

Dream career as an adult? photographer. i know its kinda financially unfeasible at the moment and i havent practiced in a long time, but its just as relaxing as writing with somewhat less efort.

Thoughts on cilantro? its alright.

Have you ever been banned from a location and if so, why? i dont think so, and if i was i either dont remember or i was never told.

What is your cursed food combination? broccoli dipped in teriyaki sauce.

Trans rights? i dunno, usually trans people are left (yes trans rights, human rights shouldnt be politics)

if you already did this, im sorry.

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“I just came from r/196” ask game

Saw another post. I think I should invite y'all to one of our longstanding traditions. Answer the questions then tag 10 (or more) people. I'll go first.

Name? Frankie

Pronouns and gender? he/they/it, transmasc

Sexuality? Lesbian

Country? USA

Top 5 fandoms? Bungou Stray Dogs, Cosmere, All for the Game, Fundiesnark (not a series but I'm too deep in it to not consider it a fandom), .....the tornado fandom? (they're my special interest)

What is your Most forbidden snack? The preserved bones at the Atlanta Bodies Exhibition. They looked so crunchy...

Would you pet a bug? If it's big enough, it is pettable.

Share a weird fact/story about yourself with the class. I like to drive around rural areas and photograph old, sometimes abandoned locations in the dead of night. I have been literally chased out of towns by foot and by car on two separate occasions. The second time this happened, "See You Again" by Miley Cyrus came up on shuffle and that's the soundtrack my friend and I tore out of town to. Also every "guy" I've dated except for my most recent ex (who has big egg energy) is a lesbian now.

What does the color blue taste like? Creme brulee

What is the most beautiful thing you've ever seen? The appalachian mountains of Tennessee in the middle of summer. There's kudzu everywhere. On the backroads, there were several old, dilapidated Baptist churches barely hanging to the side of the mountain. I wonder how many of them were still in use.

What is the stupidest thing you've ever done? Short version: my friend's house almost got broken into by this dude who'd been stalking us for months while we were home alone. Instead of calling the cops, we decided to confront him with a bow and arrow (me), a hatchet, and a baseball bat (him). The plan was that if it went badly, we would simply throw his corpse into one of the many lakes in the neighborhood and let the alligators eat his remains (this was Florida). Why? Because we were afraid of having our home-alone privileges revoked. Luckily for us all, the guy fucked off and we never saw him again.

Stupidest thing you've seen/heard someone else do/say? My ex thought that Jackalopes were real. Also, a nurse I was doing rotations with apparently thought that "Witness Protection" was for Jehovah's Witnesses.

Hyperfixation song? Young Enough + Bleach by Charly Bliss

Is there any meaning behind your profile picture and/or username? Profile pic; I'm transmasc and I'm currently obsessed with TriStamp. Username; It was my fake internet name when I was like 13. I won't change it because I want my mutuals to recognize me, and because I do have a viral post associated with this name.

Dream career as a child? Doctor (funnily enough I'm now in nursing school)

Dream career as an adult? Professional Jester. Not a comedian. I just want to be some weird little guy who dresses silly and you can hire me to roast your boss at work parties.

Thoughts on cilantro? Delicious

Have you ever been banned from a location and if so, why? I honestly can't remember? Probably... but in recent memory I've mainly banned people from places.

What is your cursed food combination? Pineapple on a hotdog with grilled onions. It Slaps.

Trans rights? TRANS RIGHTS

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